Category: Let's talk
Ok, what happened. I have a bone to pick with two users of this site. Without saying any names, Bob and Becky, these two users have let me and the public down. I miss the comedic banter that went back and forth between the two of these two people who shall remain nameless, Becky and Bob. The public misses the odd couple, they were the odd couple of the millennium. I want my regularly scheduled programming back please.
Signed,
A faithful watcher-
LOL Nem, sorry we've been letting you down. I've been a lot busier lately and haven't been on as much, and I guess Bob has been busy too. But we did banter a bit recently on the topic started by Dusty Bin called How Many Stuffed Animals? I'm Off! Check it out.
We'll try to get back to our regularly scheduled program soon.
don't believe it for a minute Nim.
It's all Becky's fault. She changed her screen name to something ridiculous and thinks she is too upidy to banter any more.
Now me, well, I have been a little busy lately, but not too busy to take exception to your calling us the odd couple.
What the hell is this Nim? I seem to remember your being involved in some of this banter yourself. Click! (Need I say more?)
So, explain yourself.
Bob
Hey now, you both provided the fule for my flame, I was just the guy holding the torch. Once you put it out there, my job was to set it a blaze. Don't ask me why she changed her screen name. Maybe her mild mannered mystery disguise became compromised and she needed a new costume. As for you mister, What the hell did you go and get you one of those life things for. I told you over and over again about those new fangled devices. There nothing but trouble. Ifen I wern youI'd get rid of it, faster than it took to buy the darn thing. Just some good old advice from one to another.
Nem-
Why did you call us the dynamic duo? When I saw the subject line, I thought the post would be about Batman and Robin. So maybe I should change my name to Batman? Hmmmm.
You're a trouble maker Nem, that's all I've got to say on this subject.
oy! Nem's at it again! lol
Becky, though it doesn't surprise me that you'd think of changing your screen name again, (you've changed it so many times that homeland security has trouble keeping up with your incarnations), let me give you a little advice.
Stick to LiebraLady. Super hero, you aren't.
Let's look at some of your failed attempts:
Buckeye Fan (sounds like a car part).
Bucktoothed cat (I always liked that one, but it's not very flattering.)
I'm not aware of earlier incarnations, as you predate me by many years here on the zone.
Now, as far as the human torch goes: all I can say Mr. Nim- (why do you always put a dash after your name, sounds kind of like a reindeer.) All I can say about your last post is "ur uh ... what?"
Bob
I hate it when people called me buck toothed cat. It was buckeye cat you jerk. Now, as for homeland security, I have alerted them to many of your misdeeds, and they have you under surveylence. So watch it because one more of those phone calls, and they'll be at your door.
Hey Becky, guess who this is?
click
Bob, go check out the ruin a wish game. I've turned you into a thief as a result of one of Nem's posts, and now you are living in a cardboard box. Rather appropriate for you, I believe.
click
Time, dear Becky, doesn't stand still for those of us on the boards. the soul taker took your wish and turned it into mash. Now you live in the cardboard box with me.
Now, submit woman!
Click. Oh, I forgot, your cell has been turned off.
Bang, goes the door.
Bob
lmao! funny
You can't bang a door on a cardboard box.
Oh shit, I forgot!
Rip!
Rip? Was that the sound of your pants ripping as you bent over again?
Don't you know the sound of the slamming of a cardboard box door? Wasn't that part of your upbringing, are were trailers more your style?
Bob
Nem, he's being mean to me. Make him stop.
heheahahahaha This round goes to Bob! Although his box could use a womanly touch. it's so ho hum. Nem sigh's contentedly, gotta love the humor.
Nim, don't talk to me about hos, be they hums or nappy-headed.
Now, say you are sorry.
Bob
What's the matter Bob? Does the word ho remind you too much of certain family members?
No, but it reminds me of a week I spent one night, several years ago in Columbus Ohio. Don't you remember? I praised your gaudy makeup and flashy clothes.
What makes you think you are memorable. I've had much better than you.
If I'm not memorable, how would you know?
Bob
Your mom told me she has had better too.
Your dad says there was only one worse than you, your brother.